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Post by George61 on Dec 8, 2006 4:04:55 GMT 7
Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason. Q. What is the height of optimism? A. An English batsman applying sunscreen. Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket? A. A bat. Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman? A. An all-rounder. Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates? A. At least they can say they're not really English. Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick? A. Three runs in three balls. Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name? A. A bowler. Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen? A. The walk back to the pavilion. Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad? A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats. Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player? A. Because he was born in England. Q. What does "Ashes" stand for? A. Another Sad Horrific English Series. Q. What's the English version of LBW? A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped. Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team? A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.
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Post by Bugalugs on Dec 8, 2006 12:17:40 GMT 7
To Damien Martyn on a stellar career i wish him all the best in what ever he chooses to do in the future. To a great batsman and part time bowler cheers and thanks for the entertainment.
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Post by Newbs on Dec 10, 2006 3:10:29 GMT 7
Copy on that Bugalugs.
IMHO it seems that most top flight sports people don't really know when it's time to quit. Martyn, and Thorpie, are exceptions to this rule.
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Post by Newbs on Dec 19, 2006 2:29:06 GMT 7
THE ASHES BACK WHERE THEY BELONG
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