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Post by Mr Nobody on Sept 28, 2005 20:30:53 GMT 7
Talking about toilet - I saw a truly hideous sight as I was on the bus on my way to teach. A grown man, pants around his knees, getting ready to drop his (red, natch) undies to take a dump in one of those ankle high gardens that dot the roadsides.
Stepping on lego is an extremely important thing for mothers, to keep them in touch with their soul.
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Post by Jollyjunklass on Sept 28, 2005 21:31:14 GMT 7
I agree, I love lego also. I have been collecting lego for my son since he was three. They have some beautiful and challenging collections. IMO lego is an excellent teaching tool.
The other day I saw one of the babys sitting on his fathers shoulders and I thought to myself, poo that guys going to get urinated on. A cute scene I saw was a baby on the swing with his butt hanging over.
And I do think they definitely need some type of garbage reform. My view from the kitchen is one huge garbage dump. Not a nice scene. Once the bins are full they just burn. Very dangerous for the health I would say. Burning plastic is not easy on the system, but hey, neither is smoking I guess.
The other day I saw this man's head popping out of the bushes, he was doing his number and just checking out the crowd. I guess, he at least, had the decency to hide behind the bushes.
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Post by Lotus Eater on Sept 29, 2005 2:07:47 GMT 7
By this theory birds sould be more civilised than man - they can be hundreds of metres from where their poo falls! Maybe civilisation is actually then measured by the length of legs - giraffes are further from their excreta than we are, so too are elephants.
Lego does not a woman's soul make,
but easily the ankles break!
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Post by Mr Nobody on Sept 29, 2005 11:13:51 GMT 7
Sorry, was a bad pun. put you in touch with your sole/soul. You grab your foot when you step on them. That kind of thing.
Birds and other animals may sometimes crap and move away. But they don't put themselves far from their own poo all the times, birds nest in it. Elephants and giraffes walk in theirs. The only reason they don't eat things sticking out of it, like cows or sheep, is they graze upwards.
There is an instinct, BTW, where you want to go to the toilet when you hear running water. It will flush it away.
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Post by con's fly is open on Sept 29, 2005 17:28:32 GMT 7
my son since he was three.  Hold the phones- you have a son!? |
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Post by Dragonsaver on Sept 30, 2005 13:24:28 GMT 7
I have 2 sons and one grandson.  I also have one daughter and one grandaughter. |
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Post by gengrant on Oct 1, 2005 18:37:31 GMT 7
here in Shenzhen, it's an interesting sight: little piles of newspaper wrapped up in little balls up and down the grass-lined walkways...where dog owners have at least had the decency to wrap up their animal's poo...and leave it for someone else to pick up. Now if we could get parents to do the same for their kids!  |
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