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Post by Raoul Duke on Dec 13, 2006 23:26:14 GMT 7
Yes, our beloved little town was taken over by strange-talkin' foreign devils last weekend. Fortunately, the local police department's time-tested strategy of "If we ignore it long enough, it will go away" paid off once again, and our honest hard-working proletarians can again sleep safely in their homes. Here are the startling details! Nolefan, Juanbimba, and Bugalugs captured live at Mario's Pizza. I was able to capture this remarkable photo because by this point they were too full of Italian food to move.  Roaming Gnome, who swears he will start posting more soon.  All right, all right, a picture of Da Dan where he doesn't look freshly Tasered.  Nolefan and Juanbimba: the gory details.  Bugalugs sets the timer on her explosive device. I just knew I liked her...  Mario and Annie joined us at the Shamrock. Note that Mario smiles a lot.  Juanbimba joins Raoul's Club Tequila!  And so does our smoking, drinking vegetarian, Roaming Gnome! RG confirmed his membership quite a number of times that evening. But what the hell, so did I.   |
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Post by nolefan on Dec 14, 2006 1:03:18 GMT 7
it's not fair to show pictures of the invaders but nothing of the invadees  BTW, Con no longer looks like sulman rushdie's evil brother so it's Ok to put his mug online... just include Da Dan's pic and they'll balance out hehehehehe |
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Post by George61 on Dec 14, 2006 1:53:40 GMT 7
An evil crew indeed!! Your photography is improving, Raoul.
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Post by Da Dan on Dec 14, 2006 6:49:54 GMT 7
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Post by cheekygal on Dec 14, 2006 12:01:09 GMT 7
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Post by Vegemite on Dec 14, 2006 12:36:31 GMT 7
Wine glasses???  Kilkenny glasses??? I'll join Raoul's Club TeQuila anytime. |
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Post by nolefan on Dec 14, 2006 14:01:17 GMT 7
Wine glasses??? Kilkenny glasses??? I'll join Raoul's Club TeQuila anytime. those kilkenny glasses were filled with a nice pint of good ol' strongbow cider.. one of teh main reasons to visit suzhou is that it's available there by the pint in a number of outlets |
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Post by Juanbimba on Dec 14, 2006 14:59:18 GMT 7
There are so many requests for pictures of the invadees, but you have to brive me to give them up. They are quite funny since Raoul looks like "oh no Mr Bill" and con is beginning to look a little Chinese with the new threads he has been sporting. So let the bids begin for me to give up the wonderful pictures of the Suzhou gang. Now keep in mind they did not realize I had my double OO Juambimba cam on me. This might me a good pay back for the tequila shot I was sOOOOOOO forced to drink!
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Post by Raoul Duke on Dec 14, 2006 16:52:06 GMT 7
Yes, the photo of Juanbimba sluicin' down them agave squeezin's does a good job of concealing the pistola we had aimed at her head. It was almost impossible to get this demure little flower to drink anything other than pure mountain spring water; we actually had to put liquor in front of her in order to get her to drink it... If you put up pictures of us it would truly be sad if some technical glitch were to accidentally and unfortunately delete them. But there are gamma rays everywhere...   |
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Post by Juanbimba on Dec 14, 2006 17:51:15 GMT 7
Gamma rays? What are those? Will they affect my pictures and posts? Maybe that is what has happened all along with the posts I have put on :-) Don't worry, I can PM them to all members if they like :-)
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Post by Raoul Duke on Dec 14, 2006 18:00:39 GMT 7
Gamma rays are a terrible powerful form of hard ionizing electromagnetic radiation, but fortunately they can only harm people who are sober.
They can also play hell with computer stuff...photos, posts (at least posts that ever actually existed), individual access to their PM accounts...you know, that sort of thing...
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Post by Juanbimba on Dec 14, 2006 18:28:14 GMT 7
Well, finally here they are. Oh no Mr. Bill!!!!  I am turning Chinese, I really think so!?  After drinking with those guys, this is what ended up happening to me. Never drink just one tequila. Otherwise you will look like me. I still cannot see straight. Thanks Raoul! It was great. My vision is almost back to normal.  This post is anti-gamma ray protected! |
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Post by Raoul Duke on Dec 14, 2006 18:43:40 GMT 7
nunh-unh. Gamma rays can pass through over 10 feet of steel-reinforced concrete.
And they're selective. Those are among the most miserable pictures of both Con and I that I've ever seen. MUST be gamma distortion. Meanwhile, the pic of Juanbimba is very accurate and is just the way I remember her.
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Post by Juanbimba on Dec 14, 2006 18:59:06 GMT 7
I love your picture Raoul. It says a lot about how much you wanted to drink tequila with me, but I never got my bottle that I was promised. A little shot does not apeace me in any way. When you want to ship me the bottle, let me know and I will give you my address.
As far as Con's picture goes it is better than the ones that were taken of him in the summer time when he passed through Beijing. This is a bit more refined and serious. Now he can get a job as a Kun Fu Master!
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Post by Raoul Duke on Dec 15, 2006 1:47:56 GMT 7
When you want to ship me the bottle, let me know and I will give you my address. Sorry, toots, this offer is only good in Suzhou! More like "funeral for a Chinese tax accounting official". |
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Kilkenny glasses??? 
