Newbs
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If you don't have your parents permission to be on this site, naughty, naughty. But Krusty forgives
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Post by Newbs on Dec 1, 2006 14:52:03 GMT 7
I've posted this here before, but a long time ago, and it bears repeating.
"How'd you like an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss except it's down under."
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Post by AMonk on Dec 1, 2006 18:17:09 GMT 7
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Escaped Lunatic
Barfly
Civet Burger? Sounds tempting. Can I get fries with that?
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Post by Escaped Lunatic on Dec 1, 2006 19:48:50 GMT 7
Newbs, I, er, um, . . . I just don't know what to say. I'm not that kind of guy.
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Post by mich on Dec 2, 2006 1:55:26 GMT 7
>no no no EL.....the other way around. >your way is just teasing!!! Whatever turns you on most. I always do my best to please. Me love you long time. 45%....then 10%...then the other 45% normally works.... God it's late, I need some sleep....
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Escaped Lunatic
Barfly
Civet Burger? Sounds tempting. Can I get fries with that?
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Post by Escaped Lunatic on Dec 2, 2006 4:14:27 GMT 7
>45%....then 10%...then the other 45% normally works.... I'll throw in an extra 10% after that. One should always strive to give 110% towards pleasing a lady.
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Post by Mr Nobody on Dec 2, 2006 14:51:39 GMT 7
I just want a "forecast life". In writing. If I am not satisfied, I want my money back. Or my life back. Something like that. I already have my own wale sexual function obstacle - no way can I root a whale. The hole is too small.
(Sorry, I am drunk. most of the above is a lie)
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Post by mich on Dec 3, 2006 17:42:12 GMT 7
>45%....then 10%...then the other 45% normally works.... I'll throw in an extra 10% after that. One should always strive to give 110% towards pleasing a lady. If the extra 10% is getting up out of bed and getting the cigarettes, I have only one question... Will you marry me?
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Post by mich on Dec 3, 2006 17:44:06 GMT 7
I just want a "forecast life". In writing. If I am not satisfied, I want my money back. Or my life back. Something like that. I already have my own wale sexual function obstacle - no way can I root a whale. The hole is too small. (Sorry, I am drunk. most of the above is a lie)
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Escaped Lunatic
Barfly
Civet Burger? Sounds tempting. Can I get fries with that?
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Post by Escaped Lunatic on Dec 3, 2006 20:15:52 GMT 7
Wellll.... smoking is bad for your health, but I've never been very good at saying no to any request under those circumstances.
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Post by mich on Dec 3, 2006 21:39:17 GMT 7
So that's a yes?
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Escaped Lunatic
Barfly
Civet Burger? Sounds tempting. Can I get fries with that?
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Post by Escaped Lunatic on Dec 4, 2006 1:30:26 GMT 7
Yes to anything you want.
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Ruth
SuperDuperMegaBarfly
God's provisions are strategically placed along the path of your obedience.
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Post by Ruth on Dec 4, 2006 6:42:45 GMT 7
Uh-oh. Solongtinik's going to be upset.
No. I just remembered. There are many Lunatics, all originals. Okay. This can be done. One to marry Mich, one to entertain Solongtinik, one to work for Non-Dave, one to...
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Post by mich on Dec 4, 2006 16:48:46 GMT 7
I'm sure EL won't mind sharing himself around a bit....
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Escaped Lunatic
Barfly
Civet Burger? Sounds tempting. Can I get fries with that?
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Post by Escaped Lunatic on Dec 4, 2006 20:56:09 GMT 7
Oh my. Now I'm going to have to pack my portable cloning kit too. Ah well, whatever it takes to keep the ladies of the saloon happy.
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Ruth
SuperDuperMegaBarfly
God's provisions are strategically placed along the path of your obedience.
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Post by Ruth on Dec 5, 2006 5:48:31 GMT 7
Glad to see you are so obliging.
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