nolefan
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Post by nolefan on Nov 23, 2006 13:25:10 GMT 7
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Post by mich on Nov 23, 2006 13:40:02 GMT 7
chris would kill me if I 'removed horniness'!!!!!!
He has enough trouble with me as it is!!!!
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nolefan
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Post by nolefan on Nov 23, 2006 15:15:05 GMT 7
chris would kill me if I 'removed horniness'!!!!!! He has enough trouble with me as it is!!!! I'm keeping juanbimba away from this as well... I'm trying to find one that has reverse effects  |
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Post by Noodles on Nov 23, 2006 15:39:51 GMT 7
You cant take my horniness away, it's all i have left.
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Post by Dr. Gonzo on Nov 23, 2006 15:53:27 GMT 7
Although the Long Feagrant has me interested. Where do you get those? What are they? Which idiot introduced English to China?
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Post by kcanuck on Nov 23, 2006 16:36:16 GMT 7
Vegemite and I stopped in a shop over the weekend and saw a similar 'spa' product (body lotion) that was also good for the cervix ...perhaps it was the antidote to the anti-horny stuff.
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Ruth
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Post by Ruth on Nov 24, 2006 6:01:28 GMT 7
I was wondering about the Long Feagrant myself. Is it something I want to encourage? Must be okay since the product is to 'clean and protect'.
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Post by Vegemite on Nov 28, 2006 10:33:57 GMT 7
This is what is taken verbatim from a label on some 'Beauty Hair Treatment' that my daughter and I have in our bathroom: Usage: Put on the hair to m'kay after shampooing.  I've tried taking a photo of it, but can't get the wording into focus.  |
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Ruth
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Post by Ruth on Nov 28, 2006 11:41:27 GMT 7
What if you don't want to m'kay after shampooing? Just leave it off, I guess.
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Escaped Lunatic
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Civet Burger? Sounds tempting. Can I get fries with that?
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Post by Escaped Lunatic on Nov 28, 2006 22:47:41 GMT 7
>I've tried taking a photo of it, but can't get the wording into focus.
Somebody call in a professional photographer - We've GOT to get a pic of this!
“Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants”
- Jack Handy
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nolefan
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Post by nolefan on Nov 28, 2006 23:46:58 GMT 7
This is what is taken verbatim from a label on some 'Beauty Hair Treatment' that my daughter and I have in our bathroom: Usage: Put on the hair to m'kay after shampooing.  I've tried taking a photo of it, but can't get the wording into focus. how are you trying to take the picture? a common mistake is to be less than 20cm away which cause pictures to be out of focus. Try to stand back a bit and take a full quality photo then crop it around the area.. we want to see this |
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Non-Dave
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Post by Non-Dave on Nov 29, 2006 6:55:50 GMT 7
This product is obviously intended for professional salon use in China - not personal domestic use...
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Post by Lotus Eater on Nov 29, 2006 7:08:50 GMT 7
This one is on the side of my hair conditioning product box. I had to buy this product because of the sign!  |
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Post by George61 on Nov 29, 2006 7:14:52 GMT 7
You paid Y688 for hair conditioner?? As someone else posted elsewhere, "Foreigners are STRANGE"!!!!!!!
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Post by Lotus Eater on Nov 29, 2006 7:30:40 GMT 7
It will last about 18 months and gives me a weekly massage, plus a general circus every time I come in - and occasionally a free lunch!
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Post by George61 on Nov 29, 2006 10:01:53 GMT 7
Wo ming bai!
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Post by Stil on Nov 29, 2006 10:32:29 GMT 7
Blow and a m'kay once a week for 18 months with a meal thrown in now and then for 688RMB. Good bargain Lotus! I'm interested, however the 90% blow bit has me worried. A little fustrating perhaps?
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Newbs
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Post by Newbs on Nov 29, 2006 13:34:16 GMT 7
688RMB. I'd pay that, just for the Chinglish on the bloody instructions.
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Post by cheekygal on Nov 30, 2006 0:19:59 GMT 7
Well, the blow and even parts both got me worried: HOW IN SWEET HELL IS THAT POSSIBLE?  |
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Escaped Lunatic
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Civet Burger? Sounds tempting. Can I get fries with that?
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Post by Escaped Lunatic on Nov 30, 2006 0:38:55 GMT 7
Seems simple enough - Blow to 90%, then finish off by m'kaying. |
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Post by mich on Nov 30, 2006 12:19:57 GMT 7
no no no EL.....the other way around.
your way is just teasing!!!
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Post by Lone Traveller on Nov 30, 2006 19:41:51 GMT 7
I've just simply been busting to share these ..... The words "what the ... ?? " spring to mind. Business cards from a hotel I stayed at in Beijing this summer... Angelic face #1  and on the reverse of her card....  Angelic face #2  and on the reverse...  Maybe the men should visit these ladies (after using the SPA cream that removed all their horniness) for the "Male sexual funtian obstacle" - or is that "wale sexual function obstacle"  ;D L.T |
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Post by cheekygal on Dec 1, 2006 1:08:40 GMT 7
I read as HOGLANDER first   |
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Post by George61 on Dec 1, 2006 1:41:04 GMT 7
I read as HOGLANDER first Hmmph!! You muscovite woman!! |
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Escaped Lunatic
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Civet Burger? Sounds tempting. Can I get fries with that?
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Post by Escaped Lunatic on Dec 1, 2006 6:02:01 GMT 7
>no no no EL.....the other way around. >your way is just teasing!!! Whatever turns you on most. I always do my best to please. Me love you long time. |
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