New Slang--heard of these?

[Lager]

www.macmillandictionary.com/New-Words/2004-chart-2004-words.htm

As part of my on-going effort to smart-up the board lets see if you metrosexuals know these terms. I'm not punking you off--just keeping up to date...

[con's fly is open]

I think I could movieoke The Empire Strikes Back without a script. But come on, extreme ironing?

[tom]

I tried to be a metrosexual, but when I got in touch with my feminin side, I just kept rubbing it real hard. So I've reverted back to a Darwinian male ape. You gotta live in your comfort zone.

[Wolf]

Hw©¡t! We Gardena in geardagum,
©­eodcyninga, ©­rym gefrunon,
hu ©£a ©¡©­elingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing scea©­ena ©­reatum,

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monegum m©¡g©­um, meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas.

I know that language changes and everything, but this is a bit much.

Perhaps in a few years these words will end up in the rather massive pop-cultural dustbin where they belong with other words like gnarly, bodacious, radical, etc.