Crippler
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Post by Crippler on Sept 13, 2005 16:37:31 GMT 7
as a group with everyone meeting at least one of the requirements I found at a uni in Wuhan? 1. Applicants must be native speakers of English; 2. Applicants must have no mal-habits such as alcohol/ drug addicted; 3. Applicants must be healthy and have no physical handicap; 4. Applicants must be no elder than 70 years old; 5. Applicants must obey to Chinese law and customs I can meet 1. Wolf might meet 2. ?? can meet 3. George can meet 4. on a good day  ? can meet 5. Okay folks line-up! |
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Post by George61 on Sept 13, 2005 16:42:23 GMT 7
Yep! I can do 4......5 on a good day!
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Post by Dragonsaver on Sept 13, 2005 19:03:26 GMT 7
I could probably do 4 for sure and mostly 5. Depends on their #5 as I don't know all the rules yet.
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Post by con's fly is open on Sept 13, 2005 20:14:13 GMT 7
I can stab 1 and 4, but even 3 is beyond me: without corrective lenses, I'm too nearsighted to safely cross the street. as to 5, I just can't get to know a dog, then eat him. and I can't hold my temper when some schmuck cuts in line. Or grow a combover.
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Post by Mr Nobody on Sept 13, 2005 20:20:53 GMT 7
I speak English like a native. "Me ooga booga, me eatum".
I don't smoke, but don't know if I would call my chocolate passion an addiction to drugs, or my coffee habit. Booze I can take it or drink it. Sometimes leave it. So I guess I fail this one.
I need glasses, and I have spine damage that makes me 5% disabled, so I am out.
I am over seventy in Dog years, but in human years I am within the realm of acceptable.
Laws, maybe, customs, nope. Can't bring myself to stand in my own effluent, spit at the dinner table and speak with my mouth full.
Wassat, 2 out of five. Maybe one. Depending.
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gengrant
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Post by gengrant on Sept 14, 2005 5:40:43 GMT 7
hey, sign me up...I can meet all 5 (of course, if they ask for references from you 'blokes' I am out the door...)! I tend to sleep a lot...is that a handicap or an addiction?  |
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Post by George61 on Sept 14, 2005 5:47:08 GMT 7
 In your case, that's a big "PLUS"
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Decurso
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Post by Decurso on Sept 14, 2005 11:41:11 GMT 7
In my opinion 2 and 5 contradict each other.How can one obey Chinese law and customs without "mal-habits"...espescially alcohol.
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Post by con's fly is open on Sept 14, 2005 23:18:35 GMT 7
Simple: lie on the test. A 5,000 year tradition.
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Wolf
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Post by Wolf on Sept 15, 2005 5:36:25 GMT 7
1. Applicants must be native speakers of English; 2. Applicants must have no mal-habits such as alcohol/ drug addicted; 3. Applicants must be healthy and have no physical handicap; 4. Applicants must be no elder than 70 years old; 5. Applicants must obey to Chinese law and customs 1. Well, that's pretty easy, so long as you count the dialect of the People's Democratic Eighth World Republic of Nova Scotia as "English." 2. Yeah, Lei is right. I don't go to malls all that often. ;D 3. Yes, praise be to God (and my work outs.) 4. Good until 2047 on that one. 5. Law yes, customs no. D'oh! They got me. Laws I'll abide by (even if I disagree) but there are certain customs in any society that I'm not going to live by. |
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gengrant
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Post by gengrant on Sept 16, 2005 22:57:57 GMT 7
you bastard!  |
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Post by George61 on Sept 17, 2005 1:51:10 GMT 7
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woza17
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Post by woza17 on Sept 26, 2005 21:17:11 GMT 7
What a crock, I am such a drinker and in my time in Hubei I ws applauded for it (not falling down drunk but my capacity)
I love Wuhan a great city.
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? can meet 5.
