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Post by Dr. Gonzo on Dec 21, 2005 11:19:31 GMT 7
This guy may be worth a call. He may get more than he bargained for, however:
28 years old local male ,looking for a shanghai local office lady
ADD your classified
hi, i'm looking for a shanghai local office lady who's interested in facesitting. i'm 28 years old local male. expect we can build long-term relationship, thanks. E-mail : miles_davis@citiz.net
Added on: 2005-12-7 11:45:46
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Post by con's fly is open on Dec 21, 2005 11:25:28 GMT 7
Um, what do you suppose he MEANT to say?
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Post by Lotus Eater on Dec 21, 2005 17:14:57 GMT 7
The visions created by 'facesitting' are something else!!  |
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Post by Non-Dave on Dec 21, 2005 18:46:31 GMT 7
I'm confused. Is he the sitter or the sitee? Actually, forget I asked...
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Post by nolefan on Dec 21, 2005 19:11:35 GMT 7
I'm confused. Is he the sitter or the sitee? Actually, forget I asked... I've been wondering about that myself.... The visuals are too much for me at this point. Bartender! I need another one |
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Post by Raoul Duke on Dec 21, 2005 21:46:31 GMT 7
What? What's confusing about this?!?
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Post by Mr Nobody on Dec 21, 2005 23:45:54 GMT 7
I'm with Raoul. It looks straightforward to me.
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Post by Newbs on Dec 22, 2005 7:31:06 GMT 7
Think of that scene in one of the Police Academy movies (come on, admit you've watched them) when the young good looking female martial arts expert is demonstrating to the recruits. She chooses the fattest guy, and throws him around and he ends up flat on his back on the mat, with her straddling him just below his face. She then asks who's next and there's a sea of enthusiastic recruits putting their hands up.
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Post by gengrant on Dec 22, 2005 8:17:45 GMT 7
okay, I'll pull my ad...I didn't realize I would cause this much controversy...  do you think he meant to type housesitting and somehow his keyboard messed up?  the funny part of all of this is that someone out there is going to reply to his ad...  |
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Post by woza17 on Dec 23, 2005 16:09:21 GMT 7
I just think of Monty Python
"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me and I will sit on your face....................
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Post by Chips Downe on Dec 27, 2005 10:56:23 GMT 7
...and wriggle - I love it when they wriggle...
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Post by Mr Nobody on Dec 27, 2005 18:05:49 GMT 7
Depends, I guess, if you are the sitter or the sittee. But then, this is getting out of bounds, methunketh.
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Post by Crippler on Dec 31, 2005 11:18:00 GMT 7
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Post by Lotus Eater on Dec 31, 2005 18:12:24 GMT 7
I thought Ruth was your training partner? Is she the coach then?? I think he needs a fair bit more basic fitness first Ruth - a few hundred push-ups each morning, 100 x 800 metre sprints before breakfast, then some heavy weights training, a bit more field work - maybe a quick marathon.
Then really early to bed - of course his diet needs would be watched - lots of lettuce and rice, and NO alcohol. Athletes suffer for their glory!
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Post by Ruth on Dec 31, 2005 22:53:32 GMT 7
Yeah, he'll be suffering all right. Especially if he starts interviewing.  |
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Post by Crippler on Dec 31, 2005 23:09:02 GMT 7
What! I am already doing my exercises! I can tonguebench press 200 pounds with ease. And, my cunilinguistic skills are bar none!   |
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Post by Lotus Eater on Jan 1, 2006 3:10:22 GMT 7
What! I am already doing my sexercises! I can tongue 200 pounds with ease. And, my cunilinguistic skills are barred to none!  Focus is needed here - sounds like you are spreading yourself way to thin to actually be any good. Ruth - get out the training gear (whips and spurs) and get this slob moving!! |
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Post by Ruth on Jan 1, 2006 10:48:41 GMT 7
Well, it's hard for someone so talented to improve, but even Yao Ming still has to practice basketball. So, I'm ensuring that Lei Shan gets in a daily workout. I've heard that whips and spurs can add a sort of, um incentive, so might have to invest in some.
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Post by cheekygal on Jan 9, 2006 17:18:13 GMT 7
This is the third time I check this thread and I can't get Samantha Jones with her kickboxing trainer out of my mind! (world's famous Sex and the City). Gosh, typos can cause so much misinterpretation.  |
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