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Post by Missi on Jun 14, 2006 18:18:05 GMT 7
OK Bank of Mr Nobody is closed for the summer (reconstruction). Is the Bank of George still open? Interest free? or where you saying you have no interest in bailing me outta jail?
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Post by Stil on Jun 14, 2006 18:54:30 GMT 7
Is the Bank of George still open? Interest free? Don't be fooled. The Bank of George is just a subsidiary of the Bank of Babe.
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Post by George61 on Jun 14, 2006 19:00:16 GMT 7
Yes, that's true....and Head Office is out right now, shopping with her new credit card. Woe is me!!
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Post by Mr Nobody on Jun 14, 2006 22:00:20 GMT 7
I have taught the illustrious Mrs N nothing of these here credit cards.
Besides, the way she saves, I would probably make a profit if I did.
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Post by George61 on Jun 14, 2006 22:30:42 GMT 7
I was planning to....but she got it today!!.......and I still haven't seen her!!....11.30!!
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jun 15, 2006 0:19:54 GMT 7
Well, she's a smart girl. She's probably using it to buy herself an air ticket.
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Post by George61 on Jun 15, 2006 4:30:44 GMT 7
Whew!! Just some sexy clothes, and straightened the hair!
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Post by acjade on Jun 15, 2006 10:49:17 GMT 7
Babe had curly hair?
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Post by George61 on Jun 15, 2006 11:44:45 GMT 7
Couple years back, she had it permed, but this was the normal, iron it, get all the kinks out, kinda thing.
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Post by uberzilla on Jun 17, 2006 2:15:44 GMT 7
I am following this with interest. Oh, yeah, maybe teaching kung fu at a summer school for kung fu down here. Talking to them on the weekend. Pay is probably crap, but I have enough money. Do they like Jui Jitsu (type popularized by the Gracies)? Whew!! Just some sexy clothes, and straightened the hair! Pics Please! ;D
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Post by George61 on Jun 17, 2006 8:09:33 GMT 7
Hokay!!
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Post by Lotus Eater on Jun 17, 2006 8:19:00 GMT 7
George, if that's your definition of sexy clothes we have some long and serious talking to do. Poor Babe!!
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Post by George61 on Jun 17, 2006 8:29:32 GMT 7
Poor Babe, nothing!! It was given to me, but that's the first and last time I'm allowed to wear it. She has claimed it........and on her, it's sexy!!
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Post by Dragonsaver on Jun 17, 2006 9:01:35 GMT 7
Poor Babe, nothing!! It was given to me, but that's the first and last time I'm allowed to wear it. She has claimed it........and on her, it's sexy!! On her everything is sexy!! She done be beautiful - and they do say opposites attract - Hence........
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Post by Mr Nobody on Jun 17, 2006 10:49:54 GMT 7
Dunno if they like brazillian jiu jitsu. However, if need be, I can teach them some of that too, no worries. And how to beat it. I did a black belt bridging course in Jiu Jitsu some years ago, plus thelocal Machado instructor used to come to our school to get his ass kicked by my students.
I also have a black belt in Arnis, brown in karate, 20 years in western weaponry, and sundry other stuff.
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Post by woza17 on Jun 17, 2006 11:09:15 GMT 7
We have one of those Brazillian martial art school her in sunny Dongguan and Yoga classes are very popular. Actually George I think the blouse really suits you but a smile would be nice.
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Post by George61 on Jun 17, 2006 11:13:10 GMT 7
Think "Mona Lisa" !
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Post by Stil on Jun 17, 2006 12:49:15 GMT 7
Nice legs, shame about the face.
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Post by Mr Nobody on Jun 17, 2006 12:49:21 GMT 7
Brazillian jiu jitsu or Capoeira?
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Post by uberzilla on Jun 18, 2006 6:18:10 GMT 7
Damn it. I'm blind. That is what I get for making assumptions. I have never heard a guy refer to sexy clothes for a guy. Mr. Nobody. Yes the Jui Jitsu guys who only spend their time grappling or are just plain inefficient are vulnerable.
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Post by uberzilla on Jun 18, 2006 6:21:02 GMT 7
Damn it. I'm blind. That is what I get for making assumptions. I have never heard a guy refer to sexy clothes for a guy. Mr. Nobody. Yes the Jui Jitsu guys who only spend their time grappling or are just plain inefficient are vulnerable. I have only paid a little bit of attention to what is going on in competitions. the best two I have seen (pound for pound) was Rickson Gracie, and Frank (the younger one) Shamrock
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Post by Mr Nobody on Jun 18, 2006 6:47:55 GMT 7
Damn it. I'm blind. That is what I get for making assumptions. I have never heard a guy refer to sexy clothes for a guy. Mr. Nobody. Yes the Jui Jitsu guys who only spend their time grappling or are just plain inefficient are vulnerable. I have only paid a little bit of attention to what is going on in competitions. the best two I have seen (pound for pound) was Rickson Gracie, and Frank (the younger one) Shamrock ??
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Post by uberzilla on Jun 18, 2006 7:21:15 GMT 7
Sorry, the first part was in regards to George. Here I was thinking hot young asian babe of a wife wearing sexy clothes ... boy was I wrong!
In fact ... Cheeky Gal where are you. Please post Bikini Pic immediately. This is a medical emergency ;D
On this... (mixed martial art fighters)
"the best two I have seen (pound for pound) was Rickson Gracie, and Frank (the younger one) Shamrock"
I used to be heavy into martial arts when I was younger. The group I trained with was pretty competitive. Anyway we used to watch the "no holds barred" (in reality - limited rules) fighting competitions. One of the Ultimate Fighter - Dan Severn trained with the bigger guys at the Dojo I trained at (off and on).
If you still train in a serious fashion, and have not seen footage of Rickson Gracie, I recommend it. The first two (do not know if he continued) Vale Tudo Championships (Japan) he was in (even though they were more restricted - rules wise) are excellent veiwing, just to see how calmly he assessed his opponents, and dispatched them.
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Post by Mr Nobody on Jun 18, 2006 7:39:46 GMT 7
No, I have seen them, but I don't understand what you mean by them being able to fight. Those things have no bearing on real fights. They are heavily weighted towards grapplers because they were instituted by grapplers, and when the strikers starting kicking ass, they changed the rules, like adding gloves and weight divisions.
Heavily into martial arts? I have been training for over 35 years and teaching for over 20. My real name is on over 100 websites around the world. My first trip to the mainland of China was sponsored by the Chinese govt, one of 100 people invited here to show our stuff and teach back on the mainland, where much of the combat stuff is lost. Yeah, you could say I am heavily into martial arts.
Mixed martial arts is good only to get to a certain level of ability. After that, it has four major faults. One is it cannot teach a non-fighter to be a fighter. Two, it has no history, so a teacher can only teach what he knows. (eg. Defending against a knife. How many times has the teacher done this? My teacher, plenty, while fighting against triad hitmen in HK. Me, 3 times for real (all pretty dubious in reality - I don't think they really wanted to use them, but hell...), but we used real knives for 20 years. My teacher's teacher, no one knows how many times. By police reports, at least 3 times where there were 7 or more attackers all with weapons.)
The third point is that martial arts is a bit like learning to swim. You can get pretty good at one kind of stroke pretty quickly. If you then change strokes, you can get pretty good at it, too. ANd so on, but you will never really master anything.
The last one has to do with operant conditioning. Mixed martial arts doesn't really get into this, same as any sport style. THerefore the really high speed instaneous reflex stuff doesn't happen. They sacrifice the top end stuff for a bunch of tricks that are pretty useful in a normal pub encounter, but ain't gunna work too well against a killer.
Oh, the best fighters I have seen? You wouldn't have heard of them, more than likely. Wong Shun Leung. Barry Lee. Lok Yiu. Two you might have heard of, Benny Urquidez and Gene LaBelle.
Oh, yeah, the teacher I am talking about in my home town that does machado? Well, he married a Gracie. Or a Machado. I don't recall. Apparently he is much better these days, but he still got his ass kicked recently in a public 'contest' by a striker. These who watched it said it was embarrassing, they were so pathetic.
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Post by uberzilla on Jun 18, 2006 8:13:34 GMT 7
Ah now we are communicating. Yes, the two that I have heard of; Judo Gene, who was a favorite of one of the sensei I trained under. Urquidez from one of my favorite movies Gross Point Blank
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