Post by Xiao JiBa on Jan 29, 2005 1:51:12 GMT 7
Hello everybodys!
As you read in good helpy Xiao Jiba calumn, I am gone the whiles for have a rest. While I rester, I have the thinks. Many school owns mans friender come to me they say, "Hey, Xiao JiBa, I have so many trouble for the foreigns! They no good teach, need so many moneys, make student discourager, have too many drinkings, always make the complains, give so much problem! I want use nice copooperater China teach, but if I no using American teach, no having so many student! But how can I do?"
At the samey times, I know many American no have so good liver in China. No so comfortabler, always no agree nice honest school owns mans, have the bores, thinking good nice friendy China peoples have the rudes.
So I think, "Hey, standarglize mufti-chooser test always good for every thing every times, why no give test for foreigns!"
So I write easier test for see if American good teach, many happys in China, or is bad teach, stay America and work KFC. I want to "try it up" with nice American on good La-Oo Forum before maybe use wide-nations, so please have a try for your old friender Officer JiJi? Good lucks for you!
You read question, then choice A or B.
1. You contracter say you get 6250 RMB this month for pays, but school owns mans only give 2000 RMB. Then you:
A) Ask school owns mans for give you other moneys. If he no give, you have the angrys, make yells at school owns mans, no keep teach classer.
B) Say the nothings, know that noble school owns mans probably use moneys for help poor sick people.
2. For drinkings, you like to have:
A) Beers, baijiu, wusskey, wodeke, liter of aviation fuel.
B) Only hot waters, yoogerd, or good China greeny tea for me!
3. When you have the free times for holiday or vacationer, you like:
A) Have torusm travels, relaxer at homes, exploring home city.
B) Stay in apartmet, or have no-pay training times.
4. For you works and liver places, you thinks:
A) I need reasonerble comfortable place- air condlition, electricky, sitter-downs toilet, waters runs, baselic furdnitures.
B) Nice simples OK for me, help me no have the decadences!
5. For teach class times, you thinks:
A) I want you tell me the earlys. I need time for prepares, maybe having other plan!
B) Any time OK 24 hour every day, even off-day, no need warns. You call phone or knocker door, I come quick!
6. You student have so many naughtys, many no pass you class. School owns mans give you instruct to changer marks, every bodys passer. You:
A) Refuses, make argues for school owns mans, maybe say school owns mans no so honester, maybe taking brides.
B) Agree, trust good school owns mans and believe excellenter China educlaton systemer.
7. Sewler pipe exploder in you school apartment toilert rooms because upstair neighblor make industry chemlicers in sinks, for hobby. Now apartment have 30cm nastly waters on floors, many brownfish many use troilet papers many baijiu vomints, dead piglet, many other terribles. Ever few minute big bluer bolt lightnrings flasher across waters from so many extrension cord under waters. You:
A) Call school owns mans, tell him come quick for fix and clean!
B) No inconvenient hardworker school owns mans with small sillys problem, you fix and clean apartment and replace destroy things youselfs with you moneys, no making troubles or complains.
8. When you starts new work, school owns mans want keep passplort, greeny carder, foreigns exprat cerntiflicate, return airs ticker, all you suitcase and all you shoes, first 3 monthes salary as deprosit, for you safes. You:
A) No agree, make complains make troubles for school owns mans.
B) Agree. Wiser school owns mans know best for you.
9. In you class, 9-old-year boy no stop talker no stop hit other boy while you teach. You ask him have the quiets, but he walk up to you, open pants, and pass uriels all over you shoeses. You make him leave class rooms! Later, he come in with Mother and Father, they have the angrys! They want for know why you so terrible on their good son. You:
A) Say boy so terribles, incest he no come you class, make many troubles for school owns mans.
B) Aprolorgize, you only ignorance foreign, no understands property behaves.
10. You are:
A) Black, Asia, Hindia person, MeXiGuo person, or Scottlan person.
B) Nice whitey person with big American eye, no from Scottlind.
BONUS SECTION
11a. (for mans) You are:
A) Maybe try for sex up every womans you see, from 9-olds-year student to old sweeper-street lady with goiter.
B) Very olds, no longer having elections.
11b. (for womans) For have date, you like:
A) Surphlistnicated Frances or Germanly mans with many moneys and large pants tenter.
B) PSB police mans or China school owns mans.
Test over! You score now!
For Questioner 1-10, also 11a,
if answer is A, no point for you!
if answer is B, OK, we give you one point.
For Questioner 11b,
if answer is A, no give point for you.
if answer is B, we give you 20 point!
If you score:
10-30 point, you good teacher! Many school owns mans make good job for you!
7-9 point, you so-so teacher. Maybe write selfs-confess, read Mao-Deng-Jiang thinks helpy for you. School owns mans and PSB police mans need have many watches of you!
0-6 point, you bad teacher! You stay America, maybe have job delivery newspapler or cleans toilet room.
So, how do you think?
Thanks for coploperlations!
JiJi
As you read in good helpy Xiao Jiba calumn, I am gone the whiles for have a rest. While I rester, I have the thinks. Many school owns mans friender come to me they say, "Hey, Xiao JiBa, I have so many trouble for the foreigns! They no good teach, need so many moneys, make student discourager, have too many drinkings, always make the complains, give so much problem! I want use nice copooperater China teach, but if I no using American teach, no having so many student! But how can I do?"
At the samey times, I know many American no have so good liver in China. No so comfortabler, always no agree nice honest school owns mans, have the bores, thinking good nice friendy China peoples have the rudes.
So I think, "Hey, standarglize mufti-chooser test always good for every thing every times, why no give test for foreigns!"
So I write easier test for see if American good teach, many happys in China, or is bad teach, stay America and work KFC. I want to "try it up" with nice American on good La-Oo Forum before maybe use wide-nations, so please have a try for your old friender Officer JiJi? Good lucks for you!
Officialer People Republic of China Best Good Stangerdize Test For See If Foreign Good Teach
by Xiao JiBa, Guangzhou PSB
You read question, then choice A or B.
1. You contracter say you get 6250 RMB this month for pays, but school owns mans only give 2000 RMB. Then you:
A) Ask school owns mans for give you other moneys. If he no give, you have the angrys, make yells at school owns mans, no keep teach classer.
B) Say the nothings, know that noble school owns mans probably use moneys for help poor sick people.
2. For drinkings, you like to have:
A) Beers, baijiu, wusskey, wodeke, liter of aviation fuel.
B) Only hot waters, yoogerd, or good China greeny tea for me!
3. When you have the free times for holiday or vacationer, you like:
A) Have torusm travels, relaxer at homes, exploring home city.
B) Stay in apartmet, or have no-pay training times.
4. For you works and liver places, you thinks:
A) I need reasonerble comfortable place- air condlition, electricky, sitter-downs toilet, waters runs, baselic furdnitures.
B) Nice simples OK for me, help me no have the decadences!
5. For teach class times, you thinks:
A) I want you tell me the earlys. I need time for prepares, maybe having other plan!
B) Any time OK 24 hour every day, even off-day, no need warns. You call phone or knocker door, I come quick!
6. You student have so many naughtys, many no pass you class. School owns mans give you instruct to changer marks, every bodys passer. You:
A) Refuses, make argues for school owns mans, maybe say school owns mans no so honester, maybe taking brides.
B) Agree, trust good school owns mans and believe excellenter China educlaton systemer.
7. Sewler pipe exploder in you school apartment toilert rooms because upstair neighblor make industry chemlicers in sinks, for hobby. Now apartment have 30cm nastly waters on floors, many brownfish many use troilet papers many baijiu vomints, dead piglet, many other terribles. Ever few minute big bluer bolt lightnrings flasher across waters from so many extrension cord under waters. You:
A) Call school owns mans, tell him come quick for fix and clean!
B) No inconvenient hardworker school owns mans with small sillys problem, you fix and clean apartment and replace destroy things youselfs with you moneys, no making troubles or complains.
8. When you starts new work, school owns mans want keep passplort, greeny carder, foreigns exprat cerntiflicate, return airs ticker, all you suitcase and all you shoes, first 3 monthes salary as deprosit, for you safes. You:
A) No agree, make complains make troubles for school owns mans.
B) Agree. Wiser school owns mans know best for you.
9. In you class, 9-old-year boy no stop talker no stop hit other boy while you teach. You ask him have the quiets, but he walk up to you, open pants, and pass uriels all over you shoeses. You make him leave class rooms! Later, he come in with Mother and Father, they have the angrys! They want for know why you so terrible on their good son. You:
A) Say boy so terribles, incest he no come you class, make many troubles for school owns mans.
B) Aprolorgize, you only ignorance foreign, no understands property behaves.
10. You are:
A) Black, Asia, Hindia person, MeXiGuo person, or Scottlan person.
B) Nice whitey person with big American eye, no from Scottlind.
BONUS SECTION
11a. (for mans) You are:
A) Maybe try for sex up every womans you see, from 9-olds-year student to old sweeper-street lady with goiter.
B) Very olds, no longer having elections.
11b. (for womans) For have date, you like:
A) Surphlistnicated Frances or Germanly mans with many moneys and large pants tenter.
B) PSB police mans or China school owns mans.
Test over! You score now!
For Questioner 1-10, also 11a,
if answer is A, no point for you!
if answer is B, OK, we give you one point.
For Questioner 11b,
if answer is A, no give point for you.
if answer is B, we give you 20 point!
If you score:
10-30 point, you good teacher! Many school owns mans make good job for you!
7-9 point, you so-so teacher. Maybe write selfs-confess, read Mao-Deng-Jiang thinks helpy for you. School owns mans and PSB police mans need have many watches of you!
0-6 point, you bad teacher! You stay America, maybe have job delivery newspapler or cleans toilet room.
So, how do you think?
Thanks for coploperlations!
JiJi
