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Post by con's fly is open on Jun 28, 2005 21:31:55 GMT 7
Gender: Female Age: under 26 years old
Other Requirement:
good look, good temperature,nice character,and with 1.63 tall.
Hope you have a thermometer handy, girls. is that a minimum or maximum height requirement! Do they have a volleyball team? Or are the doorways really low?
Okay, kids, silliest job ad contest is underway. Winner gets a flag of Canada (actually, it's just a towel) as soon as I see you.
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Post by acjade on Jun 29, 2005 7:41:25 GMT 7
Dislocated person to maintain perfecture of gardens and pure trespass for motor vehicles. Own broom would be an advataged position.
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Post by Mr Nobody on Jun 29, 2005 8:35:49 GMT 7
Don't know if this counts, but it happened to me:
The Ving Tsun Centre.
Chinese Marital Arts Academy.
Teaching wing chun kung fu, etc
(blah about how good we are)
This was our second ad in the paper we ran, lo those many years ago. I had to spell Martial and they got it wrong. The first time was spelled "marshall", resulting in plenty of calls, but from people who were a little confused. The paper got it right eventually, after plenty of shouting and screamng and I had received lots of calls from heavy breathers.
Howdy Partners.
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Post by Newbs on Jun 29, 2005 8:58:12 GMT 7
Where can I sign up for a course at the Marital Arts Academy? One's never too old to learn.
Newbs
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Post by George61 on Jun 30, 2005 5:27:09 GMT 7
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Post by con's fly is open on Jun 30, 2005 12:00:06 GMT 7
Shenme?
"Okay, class, repeat: GOO, GOO... No! not 'gah', 'goo'!" Stupid babies.
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Post by burlives on Jun 30, 2005 16:48:07 GMT 7
www.tesall.com/JobBoard/index.pl?read=5529
Come on, If you love us a group of babies in Xi'an City, the Terracotta and fantastic historic heritages surely attract every foriegners to stay here to explore its 5000years cultures.
Of we also provide you considerable compensation if our kindergartin.
Email us at:molstrrarse@yahoo.com.cn or call us at:13001964509
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Post by con's fly is open on Jun 30, 2005 20:32:45 GMT 7
Dear Connell,
Thank you for your interesting. I cann't find your copyright of TESOL. Could you resent it? Thank you. I attached several documents for you to review. If you have any other question and then mail to us. Looking farward to hear from you soon.
Best Regards,
Jenny T
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Post by Jollyjunklass on Jun 30, 2005 20:40:20 GMT 7
Dear Millana,
How are you ? do you got my e-mail ? Iam hoping to hear from you again, becuase last time you send me e-mail.and tell me you are intreseted to teach in our school .and we are aslo welcome you come . Dear Millana, I want to know about your child . do you like us to arrange one school for her near our school ? if need we can arrange this , we hope you can come to our school at late of August . is that ok? I am hoping to hear from you again soon. so that we can arrange everything ok for you soon . hope you have a great time and also hope all of your things goes well .
yours
teresa
When she realized I had no child to take with me to China
Dear Millana.
so nice to hear from you again soon. I am so happy .yes , this is the e-mail to you . I am so sorry to made this big mistake for you .hope you are not angry with me . that is me made the mistake of this words" I have a Child and Youth Worker " hope you are not angry with me . Dear Millana. we are intreseted for you come to our college to teach . and aslw we want to arrange one invation letter to you in the furture. Dear Willana. can you tell us your adress , so that we can post that to you and also later on I will send the contract of our college to you . so that you can make everything very clearly . I am hoping to hear from you again and also keep in touch .
Dear Millana. hope to see you in China.
I will contact you again later on . hope you have a great time .
yours
teresa
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Post by MK on Jun 30, 2005 20:55:44 GMT 7
They sound a bit 'needy' to me. It's alway's like that at the begining though...
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Post by Jollyjunklass on Jul 1, 2005 8:34:33 GMT 7
Just got this, maybe I should stop sending my diploma  Dear Millana, After I study your resume, I found you are qualified for our university teaching position , The problem is that your 3 yrs old kid is too young and you need to take care of him carefully, but if you bring him to the school , it will be a bit inconvenient. Can you figure out a way to resolve this problem? We really hope a female teacher join us since we have too male teachers, so you are warmly welcomed. I am looking forward to hearing from you shortly. I hope you send me a recent color photo . Best regards,
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Post by Nate M on Jul 1, 2005 8:57:33 GMT 7
Not a job ad, but a request. I get these from time to time.
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Post by Mr Nobody on Jul 1, 2005 8:59:25 GMT 7
Prikpoo?
You are hanging out in the wrong places on the internet, Nate.
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Post by Jollyjunklass on Jul 1, 2005 9:56:50 GMT 7
That's funny Nate,
Do you ever wonder if it's your enemies are spamming you, they are all just too outrageous.
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Post by con's fly is open on Jul 1, 2005 11:22:59 GMT 7
Prikpoo? So many punchlines....  |
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Post by George61 on Jul 2, 2005 5:43:47 GMT 7
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gengrant
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Post by gengrant on Jul 2, 2005 6:21:25 GMT 7
Hi, you guy, glad to receive from you again, yes we
are still running the center and are doing the summer
promotions.
The center is going on just well, can earn
but not very much. We do want some one to join us to
take over the management of the center.
Now,we have two ways of cooperation: 1\join in, don't have to
invest but get 30% share of the Center.2.take over the
management of the Center, pay for the rental and a
little 'administration fee', up to about 7 thousands a
month, then you can do whatever you want in language
training and all benefit and cost are on youself.
How about Paula, growp up to be more charming? (my daughter's name is Rosalee)
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Post by George61 on Jul 2, 2005 8:30:28 GMT 7
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Post by George61 on Jul 2, 2005 8:32:23 GMT 7
Certainly lovely babies are popular!
Sounds like Woza wrote this one!
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Post by woza17 on Jul 3, 2005 9:43:22 GMT 7
Hey George
I bet I know who post that one in Donnguan. Is it "doctor" Kamp. A right wanker that one
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Post by George61 on Jul 3, 2005 10:03:13 GMT 7
Dunno, Woza. I can't find it again.
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