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Post by Mr Nobody on Jun 10, 2005 10:55:06 GMT 7
Far be it from mwa to diss the Lotus. Ai were only commenting on your nice speaking manner, Ai weren't saying anything negative about the general tone of our esteemed alternative-gendered colleagues' manners or speech.
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Post by Lotus Eater on Jun 10, 2005 11:35:34 GMT 7
As abject apologies go - that was pretty weak, but you are forgiven this time Mr. N. But offering a round of G & T's would have been more convincing!
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Post by Mr Nobody on Jun 10, 2005 11:49:00 GMT 7
Ok, no worries. The G and T's are on me! (Use that cheap white spirit, Raoool, they won't notice - put extra in to make us all prettier.)
Cheers.
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Post by gengrant on Jun 11, 2005 7:30:46 GMT 7
Okay, I'll play along... Millana walks into the doc's office with a duck on her head... Doc asks "what can I do for ya?" The duck answers "It's about this giant WART on my a$$!"
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Post by Mr Nobody on Jun 11, 2005 8:15:13 GMT 7
Mr Hanson goes into a bar, carrying a pig. Barman says, why are you carrying a pig? Mr Hanson says, I got it for my wife. The barman says, that's a fair swap.
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Post by Newbs on Jun 11, 2005 9:26:51 GMT 7
"I don't like it!"
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Post by Mr Nobody on Jun 11, 2005 10:18:48 GMT 7
please explain
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Post by Newbs on Jun 11, 2005 20:03:43 GMT 7
Okay, I will for those of us who are not God's chosen.
Pauline Hanson was a fairly typical populist right wing bitch who got a seat in parliament in 1996, the same time little Johnnie became PM.
What happened, and without anyone saying boo about it, was that Howard saw a threat from her following, and took all her policies, the ones of discontent, and that "they" were getting it better than "us mainstream Australians" etc. Unfortunately not an uncommon phenomenum around the world, and by pandering to people's fears, which he has beat up, he remains in power.
The good news is that Pauline withered on the vine, and is now only remembered by being the butt of jokes on places such as Raoul's.
The bad news is we're lumbered with little Johnnie.
13 more sleeps until I go back to the land where fascism is alive and well, the media has no balls, and no one gives a toss.
The "Please explain" line comes from an interview she did at the height of her "popularity?" when the interviewer claimed that some of her opponents were accusing her of xenophobia.
A blank look came over Pauline's face and then she just blurted out with "Please explain."
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Post by George61 on Jun 11, 2005 20:36:26 GMT 7
Well explained, Newbs. Of course Hunt Coward is not racist.....just his policies!
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Post by Raoul Duke on Jun 12, 2005 11:00:35 GMT 7
Kids, the Foyer wasn't working. It's gone. We think we have a better way to help ease in newcomers.
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Post by Mr Nobody on Jun 12, 2005 11:02:34 GMT 7
Deep End!! It was good enough for the rest of us.
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Post by con's fly is open on Jun 12, 2005 11:09:54 GMT 7
Violating hazing ritual! Great for the photo room.
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Post by ilunga on Jun 12, 2005 18:52:30 GMT 7
Man goes home with a duck under his arm. His gf opens the door. He says 'this is the pig i've been shagging' His gf says 'that's not a pig, that's a duck' Man says 'who's talking to you?'
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